I've arrived bitch.
Yoenis Cespedes is on the board!
The “25″-year old A’s rookie smoked a Shawn Kelley meatball into the Tokyo Dome stands, putting Oakland ahead for good.
Even more impressive was Bartolo Colon, who went eight strong (but jiggly) innings, striking out six, and giving up only one earnie.
Both teams are now headed back to the states, where things make sense.
We dare you to name five Oakland Athletics.
It’s not reeaally Opening Day, but actual Major League Baseball was played today in Japan (where else?), so let’s call it Opening Day.
The Mariner’s topped the A’s 3-1 in 11 innings, in front of 44,227 politely screaming fans at the Tokyo Dome.
If there are any two teams that are going to drag the American public out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn, it’s gonna be The M’s and A’s.
It may be cold as shit in the Northeast, but we here at PBT are fired up over the first official sign of summer.