I wish Albert could've been here to see this.

Baseball finally arrived last night (games @6am on the other side of the planet don’t count) in the form of Marlins/Cards.

The Cards got out early on Josh Johnson, with two in the first, and Kyle Lohse was his usual, boring, effective self on the mound, holding the Fish hitless into the seventh. Prized off-season acquisition, Jose Reyes had the honor of breaking up the no-no, and finished the night 2-4, with zero pulled hamstrings.

Fortunately, the “dancing statue” was not needed.